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For the past several months I have been seriously considering World Domination. Admittedly, I did comendeer the idea from Mark Daly, but I've taken my own spin of things.

Now, there is one thing you should know if you are going to travel with me on this most peculiar quest of understanding – World Domination is not about securing control. Napoleon was slightly off his rocker, and although a military genius, his idea of global uniformity couldn’t fly no matter the year. No, I believe domination is something different.

When I lived in Ireland last year I fell into a state of complete happiness. Life was exactly what I needed it to be at exactly that time. I learned a lot about myself, but most importantly I learned that I was the only one who could make my life perfect. I am in charge of my own happiness.

So, after months of negativity and bitterness, I have finally made a decision. I've decided what I want.

Now, here I am. I'm setting out to achieve World Domination. Mark, my unofficial "mentor", told me "Now that you have a plan for August you can and will conquer the world."

And conquer the world I intend to -- and I plan on documenting it all, right here. So watch out, world. You aint seen nothing yet.